“Santa isn’t psychic.”

“Santa isn’t psychic, that’s why you have to send him your Christmas wish list. That’s why I put in the real names and the numbers of the Lego sets I want. And I mailed it. Or at least I asked Tessa to mail it. He could never, ever keep every kid in the world’s order straight. But God, God is psychic. He knows everything. He even knows when you don’t think anyone else knows. God would make a great Santa, really.”

Luka, age 8, two weeks ago